text post from 9 hours ago

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating


text post from 9 hours ago

that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.


text post from 9 hours ago

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Precious man (not in black!) sighted ❤ (x,x)

Neil Gaiman: Hi, I'm Neil Gaiman. I'm wearing the first red T-shirt I've worn since 1987. Because I'm a member of the WGA. I'm on strike. I care so much for the things that I've written but I'm out here right now not working and here until we get a good contract because I care about the future of the WGA, the future of young writers. I want a world in which no AI writes scripts or attempts to. I want a world in which young writers get to learn how to make television. And I want a world in which we are fairly compensated for the things that we put up on streaming.


text post from 9 hours ago

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

I use the exact same checklist on myself that I've used on my niblings since they were born, trying small versions of whatever I think I need to see which one makes my brain and body go "YES THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SHOUTING AT YOU FOR THE LAST HOUR".


Basically: Am I cold? (put on blanket) Warm? (take off socks) Hungry? (small snack) Thirsty? (small glass of water) Do I need the toilet? (go into bathroom) Do I need a shower? (same) Am I in pain? (prod self gently until ow) Itchy? (body lotion) Tired? (lay down on sofa) Is it time for meds? (check time) Is it time to move my body a bit? (get up and pace for a minute) Am I just clingy and want to be social for a bit? (text someone)


I start with what's more likely to be the case, and usually within four or five guesses I know what's wrong and therefore how to fix it. Even if I have to go through the whole list, that's loads easier for me than completely random guessing.


photo post from 9 hours ago

This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE

why are moose so terrifyingly large

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then

his moose leaves for a few weeks to Fuck

And comes back because he figures he has a pretty sweet deal.  Oats, salt, probably some treats and scratches, for the price of some basic pulling and advanced not murdering fools?

Sometimes I think people give themselves too much credit for animal domestication.  Sometimes the main character of the domestication story is some terrifying beast who reasons, “But salt though.”


answer post from 11 hours ago
dark-deathrage asked: you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.
dark-deathrage:

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Originally posted by neonearthtone

pyrose-the-flame:

theun–sj:

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol